Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Hair and Beard Watch, Day 1

No change thus far. I'm told to expect hair to start it's farewell tour in about a week. 

The question is, do I let it slowly fall out in chunks, and walk around as if nothing were wrong for a while? At least long enough until a total stranger finally can't take it anymore and taps me on the shoulder to make sure I know my hair looks like this? 


To which I would say "SIR/MA'AM, I DO NOT RECALL CRITICIZING YOUR CHOICE OF HAIRSTYLE but yes I have cancer so thanks."

I'm sure they'd think it was totally hilarious. Why have cancer if you can't have fun with it?




Hair Status:


Locks and beard still in place. Locks, I don't care about you. I have hats. 

Beard, if you go anywhere, I'll kill you. 

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